*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
you’ve got time // regina spektor
remember all their faces
remember all their voices
everything is different
the second time around
hey everyone I’m starting a new blog about transwomen who’re witches called transwomentranswitches and you should follow and promo me if you’re into that kisses it’ll make you a good ally
So lately I’ve been seeing people drop out of the Hetalia fandom and I just wanted to know if the fandom is still going strong?
We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god
LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS
LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES
This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other
eau de homosexual
You know, if any of my followers or anyone in general would like to rp hetalia scenarios I’d be down for that, no questions asked. I’m especially fond of cuddly rps.